CnH never tires me. Bill Watterson is such a genius & here are some of his fabulous Calvin quotes :
"I'd hate to have a kid like me."
"Hello Dad! It is now three in the morning. Do you know where I am?"
"It seems like once people grow up, they have no idea what's cool"
"Weekends don't count unless you spend them doing something completely pointless."
"Why waste time learning, when ignorance is instantaneous?"
"Everybody I know needs a complete personality overhaul!"
"The best presents don't come in boxes."
"People think it must be fun to be a super genius, but they don't realize how hard it is to put up with all the idiots in the world."
"It's only work if somebody makes you do it."
Since I'm unable to filter anything, I just stop here abruptly
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